May 2013
yourdailydoseofjoy:
( ´ ▽ ` ) Good morning, everyone! ( ´ ▽ ` )
The date is May 21, 2013 on a Tuesday
It’s important to remember there is always more than one way to solve a problem! Don’t get caught up in it and think only the hard route will work! There’s always an easier and a harder way!
( ´ ▽ ` ) Have a wonderful morning! ( ´ ▽ ` )
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
Weezing Motivators
pantslesswrock:
don’t think
think
and if someone thinks
just tell them:
and
and
and
and most of all…
robert-downey-jesus:
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
hiragana adventures: the difference a particle...
julieyumi:
こいがしたい koi ga shitai i want to fall in love
こいとしたい koi to shitai i want to do it with a carp
こいのしたい koi no shitai the corpse of a carp
Now: horny.
In an hour: horny.
Tomorrow: horny.
Next week: horny.
Next month: horny.
Sleeping: horny.
Eating: horny.
Having sex: horny.
Accopolypse: horny.
Dead: horny.
holynova:
patch 5.3 more like
ahemily:
ahemily:
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
