Thousandth Thought

twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch: twerking-with-assquatch...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:51 -0500

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

Weezing Motivators

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:53 -0500

pantslesswrock:

don’t think

think

and if someone thinks

just tell them:

and

and

and

and most of all…

robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:55 -0500

robert-downey-jesus:

I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT

hiragana adventures: the difference a particle makes

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:05:39 -0500

julieyumi:

こいがしたい
koi ga shitai
i want to fall in love

こいとしたい
koi to shitai
i want to do it with a carp

こいのしたい
koi no shitai
the corpse of a carp

Now: horny.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:05:03 -0500

Now: horny.
In an hour: horny.
Tomorrow: horny.
Next week: horny.
Next month: horny.
Sleeping: horny.
Eating: horny.
Having sex: horny.
Accopolypse: horny.
Dead: horny.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:58:33 -0500

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:57:28 -0500

picapixels:

f7c390c0.jpg

5-nin-de-arashi: abyarashi: treasurewisesilliness: princesstam...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:56:21 -0500

5-nin-de-arashi:

abyarashi:

treasurewisesilliness:

princesstamii:

s-nn-mero:

Japan > Everywhere else

OMG! *m*

This is Japan in a nutshell. Forget all the crazy stuff with the weird tv programs and the cosplaying—that’s just the outer shell that gets attention because it’s unusual. This, this is the beauty of the country. I’ve had little grandmothers chase me down because I dropped my shinkansen tickets. In amusement parks, the attendants do their upmost to get lost items (usually cardigans or kids’ shoes) back to the owners—before the owners even realize they’d lost said item(s). I’ve had complete strangers not only give my thorough directions but have offered to drive me to the place I needed to go.

It is so, so, so hard to go back to the States after you get the J-treatment. I mean, Japan has its downside (“What is this madness you call pizza???”), but the general attitudes of everyone—even the so-called hardcore yankees (two of whom who, on a blazing summer day, helped me find one of my schools when I was heinously lost in the labyrinth that is the neighborhood in which said school is located)—is the epitome of the mindset that I wish everyone would adopt. Because yelling at people gets you nowhere. And being able to empathize with people kinda helps make this country a really nice place to live in.

Reblogging again for THIS ↑↑↑↑

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE POST I’VE SEEN ON TUMBLR

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:55:00 -0500

shadowscarknight: zombiedogdoes: All the cool kids were doing...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:53:27 -0500

shadowscarknight:

zombiedogdoes:

All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…

—-

-STARKING-

King of the galaxy

Where is your pokemon god now?!

okay this is actually pretty damn awesome

nilgiree: SOURCE I’M SORRY THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:53:00 -0500

nilgiree:

SOURCE

I’M SORRY THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING IN THIS FANDOM EVER

EDIT: APOLOGIES TO ALL WHO READ MY MISSPELLED “GENTLE” AS “GENITAL” IT IS NOW FIXED

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:52:10 -0500

flanoirbunny: so yeah, this just happened on Miiverse

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:48:46 -0500

flanoirbunny:

so yeah, this just happened on Miiverse

slimu: Japanese Food Party :D

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:50:44 -0500

slimu:

Japanese Food Party :D

spacesharkcomic: /v/ takes the Xbox One reveal reaaaaaally...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:45:33 -0500

spacesharkcomic:

/v/ takes the Xbox One reveal reaaaaaally well.

holynova: patch 5.3 more like

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:45:13 -0500

holynova:

patch 5.3 more like

ahemily: ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:10:51 -0500

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD

gamefreaksnz: Microsoft unveils next-gen Xbox One Microsoft...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:10:06 -0500

gamefreaksnz:

Microsoft unveils next-gen Xbox One

Microsoft has unveiled Xbox One, the latest video gaming console it believes will “transform games, TV and entertainment for the 21st century living room”.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine: I’m not sure but I think I just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:08:16 -0500

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:58:25 -0500